someone please

just deliver me pain pills.
everyone keeps saying to eat.
but i can’t eat cos of the pain.
so just give me the pain pills now,
and i’ll eat in a little while.

So I spent my wee hours in the ER .

So I spent my wee hours in the ER .

Why don’t you sit back on my fancy leather sofa and tell me what you’re ~feeling~.

Why don’t you sit back on my fancy leather sofa and tell me what you’re ~feeling~.

So my current employment.

Has me up at 5 AM everyday.
I’m a shell of my former late-sleeping self.
But I find myself strangely energized for the first 6 hours of my work day.
The last 2 just kill me.

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Spinning your die instead of actually playing. It’s a novel idea.

Spinning your die instead of actually playing. It’s a novel idea.

Clementine Sunshine.

Clementine Sunshine.

For a moment,

I could feel nothing but his breath on my back and his arms around my middle. The day has come to a crashing stop, ending in tangled legs and lost blankets. He traced invisible pictures across my stomach and stirred goosebumps up my spine with soft kisses.
I smiled. My eyes were tired and burning, my limbs heavy and sleepy. I could feel him falling asleep against me until he hugged me tight and whispered sweetly

“I’m hungry.”

Ah, love.

Smoke smoke sunshiney smoke.

Smoke smoke sunshiney smoke.

There’s a storm a’brewin’.

There’s a storm a’brewin’.

Working tumblr comma hardly working

Working tumblr comma hardly working

The Following Is A Series Of Photos About Being Together.

I didn’t take any of them. I just have tons of them.
Enjoy them.

Today, I was a problem solver.

Problem: I wanted to wash my car. But that’s boring.
Solution: So I took my goddamn laptop outside and blasted the Sublime station on Pandora~
Problem: I wanted to vacuum out my car, but our only vacuum is too modern to have a detachable hose.
Solution: So I took out a broom and swept the rubbish from my car into the fucking streets~
Problem: I need a shower and a nap.
Solution: So I took my phone into the bathroom, turned Sublime BACK on, set a 30 minute alarm and took a nap with the shower running.
Problem: I don’t want to get dressed.
Solution: So I’m still naked and posting to tumblr about my great morning.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY