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telescopics:

hello my name is mikey james I am looking for a best friend and/or boyfriend and/or anything really I’m not fussy

I’m super good at loving people too much and writing really bad pop songs and prioritising sex over food/sleep/life and I look pretty good in skinny jeans although I can’t wear much…

Mikey James,
It was a great pleasure to receive your application. After careful consideration we at the Clementine Corp feel you may be more than qualified for a Cross-Continental friendship.
There are a few concerns, none of which we feel may truly damage our possibility at creating this partnership.
1. I’m a little weird.
2. I’m a pothead.
3. I love to write little stories (sonnets, poems, haikus, rhymes, anything) about important people in my life.
4. You’re immediately an important people.
5. I enjoy drawing on mustaches and asking gentlemanly questions.
6. I’m a wino.

We hope to hear back from you soon, good luck on your search.
Sincerely Friendly,
Clementine Corp.

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